My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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