He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Alive.
So much puke
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
jump out the window naked night went bad
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