I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Two words: nipple clamps
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