Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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