talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize
