I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
