It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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