yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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