How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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