Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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