Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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