She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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