he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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