: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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