Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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