he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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