i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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