the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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