Do vagina's smell?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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