Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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