this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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