I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Randomize
