I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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