you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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