Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize