I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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