Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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