If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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