There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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