His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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