Jerry, you need to find god
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
i need some magic done to my vagina
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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