the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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