I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Do vagina's smell?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
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