It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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