So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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