i just had sex bonerless
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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