Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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