Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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