Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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