so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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