you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
