I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Panties = found
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