She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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