playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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