: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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