Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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