Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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