Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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