and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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