What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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