i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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