Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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