Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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