Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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