I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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