I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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