gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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