Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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