We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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