Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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