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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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